Knock, knock. Who’s there? No one interesting, apparently.
Is it so much to ask for everyone to entertain me when I'm looking for a distraction? I know there are social media addicts out there, so why can't I find anything remotely amusing for most of the day? When I'm stone bored with all the perfunctory day-to-dayness of it all I think it's perfectly reasonable to expect some interesting anecdotes, trivia tidbits, or an occasional blonde joke. I, for one, would like to know how many it takes to screw in a light bulb.
Did I tell you the other day about the windy weather? It blew my hairpiece away. Now I have a shiney head that blinds me when I'm driving - at night. What to do?
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Did I tell you the other day about the windy weather? It blew my hairpiece away. Now I have a shiney head that blinds me when I'm driving - at night. What to do?
Dad...
Ha! Wear a hat.
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